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I have been to the dentist and look like I have had a minor stroke. I can’t smile, and as a result I have become quite grumpy. I burnt my numb mouth on my tea (I think), I banged the car door into some dude’s precious Honda who yelled at me. There was no mark on his car, but as he pointed out, I was lucky as ‘There coulda been!’. Wha’eva.

