Melbourne
Black canvas slip-ons, $29 from Plane Clothes, 143 Chapel St Windsor. Tel: 9521 3307. For bad service visit South Yarra VW
A number of ordinary things happened to me on the weekend. Can you spot which one was good?
* I tried to test drive a car but the car dealer couldn’t be bothered moving the other cars and asked me to come back later.
* I dropped ice cream down my new top and was spotted trying to suck the evidence off. (Yes, I’m aware of how dodgy that sounds.)
* I found a shop that only stocks plain tees, shoes, hats and other plain delights.
