Melbourne
Sussan Scarf 'smoke trail skirt' $329, silk top $359, from Truffle Hunter, Shop 3 Driver Lane. Just off Little Bourke St.
Do they really think I care about their views on world peace? The job of a shiny star on Oscar night is to provide visual stimulation for the rest of us not so shiny shmoes. I wanna see frocks god damn it! What ever happened to “the show must go on”? Surely what they always wanted was to eclipse world events and grab centre stage?

