Melbourne
Mingus Design Badges $25 from Kids in Berlin. 472 Victoria St. North Melbourne. Ph. 9329 5578.
Nothing makes my skin crawl more than a room full of jazz musicians inching towards their instruments, preparing to ‘get loose.’ I have seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by Acid Jazz. In my experience this a-melodic malaise can strike anywhere, at any time. Your own personal aversion to Acid Jazz is your only safeguard. You can also draw on the help of your own power animal to ward off future Acid Jazz epidemics. These ones from Mingus Designs are my totem of choice. Attack weird stripy possum, attack!

