Melbourne
Ship Ahoy Earrings by Limedrop $39 from In the Woods, 246 High St. Northcote. Ph: 9486 3311
Ever been blown off course on the high seas of the internet? I ran aground recently on a website called Really Smooth Music. There you can feel the raw power of really smooth music, apparently. I accidentally ran into it while searching for an episode of Yacht Rock. Waste 5 minutes and wade through a sea of nautical puns if ye dare! Really Smooth Music, on the other hand, is only for those with sturdy sea legs. So torturous it requires a life raft.

