Melbourne
Retro Bike in Royal Blue and Black, $695 from Sedonia, 41 Gamon Street. Yarraville. Tel: 96899368
This blue is so beautiful I want to paint myself in it. A bit like Smurfette, except without the whorish bleached hair. My long flowing red hair would blow in the wind as I rode my matching blue bike around the village. And because I’d be so much classier than Smurfette, no one would think twice about calling me the town bike.
