Melbourne
Aliminium Umbrella necklace, one off by OVIUM $45 236 Sydney Rd Brunswick
You know it is forecast to be 19 and sunny all week in Sydney? I know that seems quite appealing to our Vitamin D deficient friends but do you not think it’s a bit scary to be in tee shirts in July? A friend up there just told me he has a tan! I told him to get f***ed then went to my closest Sydney – the Road - and found a brolley. Hmph.

