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Fight nanophobia with this lighting flash umbrella, ₤5
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Brontophobia: Fear of thunderstorms.
Frizzophobia: Fear of your painstakingly straightened hair going curly in a thunderstorm.
Sixtyfourophobia: Fear of missing your tram in a thunderstorm.
Nanophobia:Fear of being caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella and having to buy a nasty floral-pattern one from the chemist.

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