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Scratch socks (obviously designed by a girl) $24 at Lulu. 322a Carlisle Street, Balaclava. Tel: 9525 8844

There are two types of people in the world, plus me. They can be catagorised thus: boys and girls. A boy gets a pair of x-ray glasses and thinks he will see nudity – straight through the clothes and to the flesh underneath. A girl gets a pair of said glasses and sees bone. I get the same pair and can’t understand how you see anything. By my reckoning you should be able to see straight through clothes, flesh and bone leaving the subject invisible. Confusing aren’t I?

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