Melbourne
'Lizzie' snakeskin flats by Sambag, $170 from Cactus Jam, 729 Glenferrie Road Hawthorn. Tel: 9819 0348
Once upon a time there were two friends, Sam and Lizzie. They loved each other, but Sam was always envious of Lizzie’s beautiful skin. It was perfectly smooth and flawless. Sam tried hard to emulate Lizzie’s skin, spending hours and hundreds on her own, often patchy face.
One day, Lizzie thought to tell Sam about her natural beauty and her belief in soap and water as the only care needed. Sam snapped. In a fit of jealousy that had brewed for years, she waved her flaky arms and turned Lizzie into a pair of reasonably priced snakeskin flats. Served her right too I thought. No one likes a smart-arse.
