Melbourne
Akira top $245 from the Akira boutique GPO Level 1, 350 Bourke St 9663 5003
I cried in a changeroom at the weekend, real tears in the bikini shop. It’s the time of year that has me oscillating between jubilation at the weather and cursing all those hot chocolates I drank over winter. Everyone has their problems, be it thighs, belly or tuckshop arms. I can’t help you with your arses, but this top may delicately cover up some nanna flaps. Time for me to go get some salad.

