Melbourne
Lee High rise Super Tubes, $149 from all over the place. Rumour has it you should buy these one size smaller. Thanks Kate.
Attention all passengers:
Please refrain from snacking on milkshakes, hot chips, mars bars and other fatty treats before trying to squeeze into these super tight tubes. Passengers should also note that unlike other skinny jeans going around, there is little chance of bum crack or other body parts poking out at inappropriate times.
This has been your captain speaking.
