Melbourne
Target sunglasses $19.99, available in a variety of colours but none as good as apricot.
For under twenty bucks you can channel Farrah Fawcett-Majors in any number of eighties made-for-TV Hallmark movies with these glasses. I know it’s kinda bad taste but for some reason they remind of Farrah trying to hide a black eye given by some on-screen husband. It is actually alleged that she broke Lee’s nose once and rather than dobbing her in, he told the press that her luscious long ponytail was so thick and healthy that it broke his nose when she turned around too fast. Get to Target, but not too fast …

