Melbourne
Jack Purcell white leather by Converse, $107 from Sports Junction, 7/ 191 -205 Swanston Street. Tel: 9662 2821. Ooooh yuk, Swanston Street.
White shoes are like white fences. They’re simply begging for trouble. I used to live around the corner from this house that had the following words printed on their big white fence: “Please do not graffiti on this fence again”. Obviously this plea for mercy didn’t work with the locals, as it took only a matter of days for the following sprayed response: “Ok”. So be warned, if want to keep your Jack Purcells in pristine condition, just act like you don’t care.

