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A Russian woman in her late thirties and her two teenage sons, 16 and 19, have been charged today with strangling a man and then eating him. Apparently it is the first time in over ten years that anyone has been charged with cannibalism in the region. Great, an entire ten cannibal free years, whooppee. Stuff like that makes you want to close your eyes and think of Jude Law in your bath, or other such happy thoughts. Like cheap, nice, floral shoes.
Have a great meat-free weekend.
