Melbourne
deborah sweeney dress from buddy love, 193 smith street fitzroy 9415 7066
It’s hot, it’s cold, it’s hot again. This weather is bound to get the germs out and about, festing up as many unsuspecting immune systems as possible with their vile, wretched fevers and pains. Do I sound bitter? Well, I am. I’m far too busy to be struck down yet here I am, sweatin’ and cussin’ and achin’ and quite frankly, I blame everyone around me. If they would just stay away from me and leave me alone then the weaselly germs couldn’t have jumped over and ruined my pristine immunity record. Now all of you, go away, and cover your mouths when you cough or I’ll make you wear this confusing dress.

