Melbourne
Crochet Beads $75 from P's emporium. All sales are made by private appointment. Pauline can be contacted on mobile 0418 179 343 or by email psemp@bigpond.net.au
After a few weeks of too much work and too little sleep I am feeling very old and sorry for myself. My skin is dry and sulking because it’s winter, my hair needs a cut and I am thinking about botox. Just as I was getting myself into a lather of self-loathing I read that Snoop Dog is in jail for disturbing the peace. Who cares you ask? Well nobody, except that I also learned that he is older than me. So now I think that if he can cause a melée in public, I must be young enough to rebel too. So I thought I’d go out on a bender to feel young but then realised I was too tired so I might sit around and crochet instead…

