Melbourne
Lost in the Woods brooch, $17 from Douglas & Hope. 282 Collins St Melbourne Tel: 9650 0585
From my mum’s point of view, this brooch is terribly boring. Not only does it not have flashing lights (cunningly disguised as Rudolf’s nose), it doesn’t even play Christmas carols in a high-pitched beeping tune that causes the neighbour’s dog to bark. All this brooch does is just sit there quietly wondering ‘where the hell did my body go?’
