Melbourne
Chunky knit cardi, $150 from the Yellow Store, 442 Clarendon St. Tel: 9686 0325
While you’re currently thinking about how to spend the long weekend, spare a thought for my friends at The Yellow Store. They’re about to embark on 3 days of torture as the hideous Grand Prix bogans converge on their quiet leafy suburb. “What’s that thing you’re wearing love, looks like a test pattern … ha ha … snort”. My advice: get in there now before the prix do.

