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What with all these sharks in the harbour it’s time to panic. And although the jellyfish are cheering hoorah in a limp floaty silence at the human exodus (trust me they’re excited), the shark tooth necklace industry is forcasting a huge downturn and with it literally tens of bogans in Queensland will be out of work placing a greater burden on our already troubled economy.

