Sydney
Naughty but nice RSASKOPK Opaque Over-the-Knee Socks. $16 from American Apparel 82 OXFORD ST, DARLINGHURST (CNR OF OXFORD AND CROWN ST) Ph. 9358 2666
Usually I’d find it hard to feel any sympathy for Pauline but that fishnet outfit managed to bring a tear or two to my eye. Poor thing. At least we can learn from other’s mistakes… For a reputation as pure as the driven (supremacist) snow, Pauline and the rest of us can try some white tights the next time we’re feeling a lil’ frisky.

