Sydney
Babushkas Tea Towel $15 from Made590 590 King street Newtown. Tel: 9550 1020
Next week is Rosemount Australian Fashion Week and that means queues. It can be dangerous standing in line with hungry fashion types all vying for a good seat. I pity the fool that has to queue. To keep order this year they have a new set of rules to gain entry:
1. Queues will be formed in height order tallest to shortest (see instructional tea towel to the left). Short people will be last let in.
2. Eating is not permitted.
3. Anyone not sporting a vacant distant look at all times will be escorted from the site.
4. Sunglasses and mobile phones must be kept in contact with your face at all times.
5. No smiling
Gee, sounds fun huh? Think I’ll stay in bed.
