Sydney
Gold and Silver snake necklaces $29.95 from Lanterne 330 Victoria Street Darlinghurst 02 8390 7172
At first glance I couldn’t tell if these necklaces were snakes or treasure. So I picked one up and a giant stone boulder dropped from the ceiling and chased me out of the store. That’s the last time I go shopping with Dr Jones. Next time I’m getting my treasure from David Jones instead. It’s boring, but safer.
