Sydney
'BLACKIE' the contrasting boot by PROVENSEN. Buy or complain at Incu, SHOP RG19-20, THE GALERIES VICTORIA, 500 GEORGE ST. Tel: 9283 7622
I was watching the shopping channel the other day and they were selling this home hair removal system that (I quote) ‘wasn’t suitable for people with dark skin’. Just as I was about to call and tell them they were a bunch or racists, I discovered that the special light used to remove the hair was attracted to dark areas – thus making it only suitable for whitey’s like me. Of course that doesn’t explain the name of these boots though …

