Michi Land
Karloff, King of Karaoke necklace by Corky Saint Clair, $47 from www.corkysaintclair.net
I’d like to be under the sea, in an octopus’ garden in the shade. But only if the octopus promises to turn off his karaoke machine and stop singing 80s power ballads. I mean, it was funny at the start, but now it’s just getting really annoying and totally ruining the serenity of the garden.

