Michi Land
GOLDEN WRAP DRESS by Isabel Toledo £2,280 from www.couturelab.com
Oh Isabel, how lucky you are to have had the golden touch of First Lady Obama. It’s not the extreme right hand of First Lady Bush, not the cursed touch of Jackie even, it’s the big one. The kind of luck I equate with winning the lotto while sleeping with Orlando Bloom after having accidentally landed on a liposuction vacuum. Only happened to me once but it was life changing. Good luck Isabel, you won’t know what’s hit you.

