Michi Land
Girl Captain hat, AUS$29.95 from mimco.com.au
Sometimes when I’m having a rough day I pretend I have a monkey that works for me. A spider monkey to be precise. His name is ‘The Captain’ and he wears a herringbone waistcoat and a matching hat similar to this one. He looks nice but if someone annoys me, The Captain steps in and squeals at them while stabbing the table with a fork. The Captain says I need to go now. Sorry. I’ll see you tomorrow.
